Boston – 1/16/10

Threnoddy B. Forbisher, Chairman of the small but politically influential Boston Republican Order of Wicked Neanderthals (BROWNs) acknowledged today to undercover operatives of GM’s Place that Martha Coakley was a plant.

Forbisher stated that the BROWN’s began to look for a plant in 2004 after Coakley stated that she would run for John Kerry’s seat if Kerry won he 2004 Presidential race.  “We knew,” said Forbisher, “that anyone who honestly thought that Kerry had a chance to be elected could be convinced to run for Teddy Kennedy’s seat in the event that Kennedy should retire.  Unfortunately, we had no idea that Kennedy would die of brain cancer, but Coakley was still our gal.”

Forbisher also acknowledged that members of the BROWNs began in early 2005 to send e-mails and letters to Coakley addressed to “Senator” M. Coakley hoping to cement the idea into her head.  Forbisher told our operative also, that the a few SPROUTs even sent her emails stating that Curt Schillings was a Yankee’s fan.  “I personally didn’t think that one would work,” said Forbisher, “nobody who is anybody in Boston, let alone in Massachusetts is stupid enough to believe that.”

Acknowledging that the BROWNs were initially worried that Coakley had such a large lead in the race, Forbisher and his crew felt that her tendency to shove her foot into her mouth would be the decisive issue.  “Coakley scared us at first,” said Forbisher, “but we knew that the same person that defended the prosecution of the innocent Amirault family, even after it was obvious that they were unjustly accused and falsely convicted really couldn’t help but step on her…uh, well, step on her reputation.”

Forbisher stated that as of now, three days before the crucial election it really looks like “Coakley is toast.”

Cross Posted at WideAwakes and Reclaim Conservatism

1/17/10 UPDATE;  Lots of  links worth reading:  The Other McCain at a BROWN RALLY and HERE too and Here as well; Starting From The Middle Of The Story Notes 10,000 snow shovels; Alfonzo Rachel is in BOSTON with video; Even the LA Times is noticing that Coakley is in trouble; Michael Graham at Boston Talks has something to say as well; Glenn Reynolds, in a post about Obamacare protests in Michigan notes that Brown has over 6,000 out of state volunteers; and, lastly, National Journal notes similarities between Massachusetts and Virginia.

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